The Day We Are Born

An essay on the Anti-1337
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of the Anti-1337. The constantly changing fashionable take on the Anti-1337 demonstrates the depth of the subject. Indispensable to homosapians today, there are just not enough blues songs written about the Anti-1337. It is estimated that that the Anti-1337 is thought about eight times every day by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on the Anti-1337 and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] shead new light on the Anti-1337, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course the Anti-1337 irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Primarily the Anti-1337 builds trust among the people. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is the Anti-1337. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to the Anti-1337. Of course, the Anti-1337 fits perfectly into the Greek-Roman model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

the Anti-1337

What a splendid graph. It goes with out saying that the average wage will eventually break free from the powerful influence of the Anti-1337, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - the two sides of the Anti-1337.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Bartholomew T. Time 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of the Anti-1337 until he was well into his thirties. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to the Anti-1337.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for the Anti-1337?

We can conclude that the the Anti-1337 is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It sings a new song, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and is a joy to behold.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Clint Zeta-Jones 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media


  1. lol very funny x3


  2. haha cool story