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9.07.2010

20 Types You See In The Men's Room

1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3. Crosseyed - Look into next urinal to see how other guy is fixed.

4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal comes back later.

5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

9. Absent Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10. Childish - Pisses directly into bottom of urinal, like to see it bubble.

11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

12. Patient - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads free hand.

13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, the does both.

16. Fat - Backs up and takes blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick like baseball bat.

21 comments:

  1. LOL.. great stuff, I can relate to childish

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  2. hahaha this one was very good bro
    nice info, keep it up!

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  3. haha, i think weve all seen these types of people.

    Showing support :)

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  4. haha, great list. Although I'm not quite sure where I fall on it.

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  5. it's hard to pay attention to other dudes in the restroom

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  6. glad to see you're beating inertia today!

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  7. number 9 and 18 are pretty good. i would love to see someone do those. supporting!

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  8. lol. dude great stuff. I think im conceited.

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  10. hahaha, i'm more the shy type ;D

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  11. thanks bro, now i can spot the gays

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  12. Well...I guess now I know. lol I always wondered what went on in there.

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